dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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