hotel room ftw
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you traded sex for a burrito?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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