I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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