I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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