New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I will be naked everywhere
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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