I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
