wanna go halves on a baby?
i just google imaged poop.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We have started to decorate penises.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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