He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I still have a little drunk in my system
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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