i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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