Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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