People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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