God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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