I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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