You're a womanizer and a bitch.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
