Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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