guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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