If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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