in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i will never coherently bang her
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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