we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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