Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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