Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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