Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
