I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
