I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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