I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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