Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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