Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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