If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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