Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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