I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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