He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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