Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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