I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
