jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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