we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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