she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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