thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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