U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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