Kareoke will never be a sober sport
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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