I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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