He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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