Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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