So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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