new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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