fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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