I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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