Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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