adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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