if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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