i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Randomize
