There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
