you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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