Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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