i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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