I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
it's like heaven, but drunker
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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