It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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