My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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