Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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