escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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